Over 102967

Number Demotivational Poster

1st Class Wannabe -

TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours

hell is other people -

TAGS: do the math youre outnumbered so play along
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 24, 2016, 8:17 pm
JesusWept - January 24, 2016, 11:07 am
LOL very clever! 5.



TAGS: marriage statistic even number
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:37 pm
...and bestiality. lol
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:24 pm
it's called poligamy
Budog - April 6, 2012, 10:30 pm
Good catch... 5L
ughomer - April 6, 2012, 3:56 pm
ROFLMAO. Good one!


TAGS: bunny change phone number
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sean - May 7, 2011, 7:24 pm
Pshaw! That cute little imposter ... always moving in on my babes. *sigh*

P.I.N - You should always find a number thats easy to remember For me the prompt on the machine certainly helps

TAGS: pin numbers atm machine
Rating: 4.4/5

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PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:42 am
if i saw this i would change banks lol... good job on the motifake ^^


TAGS: the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42
Rating: 1.82/5

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Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:55 am
Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:52 am
angle, round,angle, round, angle, round, angle, round - rinse and repeat.

COURAGE - When there's no other option....

DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC

TAGS: september challenge military small in numbers big in fight
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hasbunmb - March 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
The elite few... sounds about right...
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 8:43 pm
I knew a Marine recruiter who used to tell kids that Marines are the Spartans of the US Military.


TAGS: if number two doesn t get done scratch number one for this week
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
if thi5 po5ter wa5 food i'd a5k for 5econd5.
Sean - February 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:39 am
Most Excellent, 5 Survivors

NIFTY WORD CLOCK AT O'HARE - "Cuckoo-cuckoo-cockoo"

666 - That credit score is beast, man.


TAGS: we re number one
Rating: 4.54/5

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jameswnash - September 25, 2010, 7:38 pm
Ouch...sad but true

BAD PUN - What is a math teachers favourite band Sum 41

TAGS: music bad pun numbers teacher
Rating: 4.5/5

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caveman - August 3, 2011, 9:57 am
well maybe 4 days don't freti'm sure i can come up with a witty pun. just for you
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 8:43 am
Is someone a day ahead of themselves?


TAGS: humor numbers
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

maoworks2 - October 17, 2012, 2:25 pm
64 Days To Go !

WE HAVE SUPERIOR NUMBERS - But that is the only advantage we have, basically we are screwed boys !


TAGS: don t worry we will help teach you how to find a poster using numbers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:20 pm
You bastard!!!


TAGS: one to three maybe but number four maybe when the internet has died but not before
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - November 23, 2009, 10:46 am
Funny stuff culos. 5Ls. You don't even notice his right hand till panel #4. LOL


TAGS: painting by numbers
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:22 pm
Creativity bound is tragic, but creativity that can flourish within... that's genius.

NSFW - Careful, if you turn on the lights, you might startle the donkey with the ball gag.

TAGS: nsfw poster number 5
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:47 pm
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
phydeaux - February 24, 2010, 5:21 pm
Cappy FTW!! 5 cans of crisco!


TAGS: one is the loneliest number that you ll ever do
Rating: 3.73/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 11:24 am

he is so lame he probably could not ever get it up for himself
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 11:21 am
Erecrottod self help book

NSFW - It's a good thing that the Amish don't work with computers. If they did, heavens knows barns would be raised and butter would be churned.

TAGS: nsfw yup this is number 3
Rating: 3.72/5

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MO - April 22, 2010, 11:37 am
Rumspringer!!!!! Woooooo!!!!


TAGS: denny s upload attempt number two
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zook - November 9, 2011, 11:18 pm
why do you say that? do you eat at denny's after your clan meetings?
GySgt1811a - November 9, 2011, 6:15 pm
...or racist.

BANHAMMER TIME - A Moderator Will Call Your Number When It Is Time For You To Be Banned. Thank You For Being A Timmy


TAGS: sean style poster number four is a tribute to young love
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - October 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Sean - October 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
*gasp* ... but I mean that in the necest possible way.
Narutarded - October 4, 2009, 11:20 am
Oh. My. Fuxxing. God. I can't believe you went there. That is just too damn funny. 5 lions hardly seems adequate for this level of win. Tell you what, I'll throw in a bear, too. I think he said his name was Pedro. Or was it Pete-o? Anyway, great job!

RULE #22 -

TAGS: rule 22 naked funny should be number 1 forever
Rating: 3.13/5

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Eugene - August 21, 2009, 1:52 am
Wait...what!? oh great now i have to start all over again
Sean - January 26, 2009, 1:54 pm
Rule #22.6: Vanner must wear fuzzy pink slippers while posting (those checkered green ones are cramping his style).
Walt Snider - December 28, 2008, 4:31 pm
Rule #22.5: Must turn mouse backward.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 4:13 pm
Excuse me, but do you mean to imply that there are those among us who do NOT? If so, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

CANADA'S - #1 Best Seller

TAGS: the farmer sutra canada s number 1 best seller
Rating: 2.93/5

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zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 6:57 pm
furry jokes :)

CALENDAR - Your days are numbered.

Coincidence I Think Not -

TAGS: trending upward charts scary numbers
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 5:01 am
Hey, hey, hey! I never ate glue as a child. Now paint chips, on the other hand....

Take that! -

TAGS: rerun and his number
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 23, 2013, 12:08 pm
Ouch! And ughomer is in the lead!

motifake line-up -

TAGS: number two please step forward
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 10, 2013, 7:34 pm

I wish.

Law of Random Numbers -

TAGS: tyelephones dialing numbers law errors
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 30, 2013, 11:57 pm
Yes it is! And when I say when I'm from Microsoft and you have a problem...believe me! All I want is to steal your identity...and maybe the few meager $'s in your bank account. Thanks for the comment silvie.
MissPriss - June 30, 2013, 11:54 pm
911: Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered as soon as possible unless this is crotchety...please hang up and try again and again and again teehee...thanks for the comment.
MissPriss - June 30, 2013, 11:51 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary...I think? Yeah thanks, Airman is good company to be confused in teehee.
Silverheart - June 29, 2013, 1:24 pm

So YOUR the one that keeps calling! (my name's Tom)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2013, 12:30 pm
Story of my life. I can get a hold of every Tom, D1*k, and Harry that I don't even know. Call the wife, call the folks, call 911 it's always busy our Voicemail. Yeah... I said 911.
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 2:00 am
Geez, Missy, this is so good, I thought it was Airman’s…..5 easy Ls


TAGS: poster number 300 greybeards regulars
Rating: 4.86/5

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forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:24 pm
welcome to our world!
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:15 pm
A lot of the times designing it to make it look good takes longer than coming up with the text.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:14 pm
Hawa - it depends. Sometimes I find a pic and it just comes to me. Sometimes an Idea comes to me and I just happen to find a suiting pic...Some times I find myself rewording something 5 times lol, or scrapping it.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 7:08 pm
every hint sounds much better with a nice and polite adress. LOL
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
boy you guys really do work on your submissions.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 7:00 pm
Foreskin also check to make sure the bold setting isn't on, that has happened to me a few times and it really fattens up some fonts.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
Right Donka. Next time I'll separate it a little.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 6:50 pm
Its the font, the I is there, it's just making the F look fat...I have that font.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Hey spartan, you are new here so relax. Also foreskin did not spell motifake wrong it is the type of font he choose to use that blended the I into the F.
spartan500 - December 13, 2010, 12:28 pm
epic fail -_- its motifake, not motfake.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:46 am
(disclaimer) I am not a GB. nor am I a god, I just play god with ants for youtube videos
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
I can be a generous god
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:41 am
thank you, god-king monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:37 am
congrats on 300! and 5 impaled Persian or any other type of Timmeh
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
Tonight we dine at.... Hometown Buffet!!!!

The Dreaded Commute -

Snore Stopper -


Within 70 Years -

I WOULD LIKE TO ANOUNCE - I have Just passed cubbybear for number 1 motifaker! ... OK I'd better wake up now.

TAGS: cubbybear number one thewolf fail
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:26 pm
Whaaaaaa? Shut yo mouth!
Cubbybear - June 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
LOL...I suck at it too!
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:23 pm
LOL Cubby! Need you create another MustyK?
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:20 pm
you spell better than he does cubby, 5L
Cubbybear - June 9, 2010, 10:18 pm
Just 3884 to go! Keep it up..great job

NUMBERS - One boy is worth half a man, Two boys are worth half a boy, Three boys are no help at all.


MATT SLOWED DOWN AT THE END - but he had enough of a lead to win his 4th straight title

TAGS: fattmatt number 1
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

Who Cares? - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Something familiar about that guy....is he one of the Baldwin brothers?


TAGS: safety in numbers isnt safety at all penguins
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 8:04 pm
Lemmings are wussies!

NUMBERS - I must be a god damned genius.

TAGS: numbers
Rating: 2.47/5
q - July 17, 2009, 11:33 pm
nobody ever said we were dealing with absolutes here.... until the zombies come...
Arch Evil Angel - January 18, 2009, 5:18 am
The diagram is showing what the difference between any two numbers are. In other words, it should be read as the absolute value of 1-7=6, as the absolute value of any number is a positive number representing its distance from zero.
Emily - January 2, 2009, 9:14 am
Razor Eddie, um NAPalm is right. 1-7=-6 Someone really does have a brilliant hold on mathematic concepts, don't they?
Rikus - October 30, 2008, 6:44 pm
the pattern is 3? ...in that case, what number should follow after 42?
Razor Eddie - September 26, 2008, 2:49 pm
Well, NAPalm, I think it's time for you to check again. Now, I know it seems strange to practice, because you obviously have a brilliant hold of mathematic concepts, but try it anyway, ok? And just as a precaution, prepare to realize you fail.
NAPalm - September 8, 2008, 3:32 am
last time i checked, 1 -7 isn't 6
Nimrod - August 18, 2008, 7:30 am
Ans: The difference between 1st and 2nd no. and 2nd and 3rd no, & so on... is carried down to next line and continued to get a single integer.So 4-8 diff=4, 8-15. diff=7. 15-16. diff=1. See where its going? If not kill yourself now stupid.
Thomas - July 18, 2008, 10:47 am
Wow, there's a pattern in these numbers. Anymore patterns, anyone ?

odd one out -

TAGS: odd arbitrary number one
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - December 28, 2016, 8:42 am
Adorable! ^!

Um, no -

TAGS: aircraft tailnumber fail
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 5, 2016, 3:00 am
UP yours
Silverheart - October 4, 2016, 10:12 pm

I don't think it matters, you'll probably end up the same place, ^_^

Call Me! -

TAGS: reverse prank call unknown number
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 10, 2014, 3:49 pm
Called. Some guy answered and said, 'She's out to lunch'. Will try again later.
MissPriss - November 10, 2014, 1:40 pm
Oh Thedge, give me a call sometime.
Thedge - November 10, 2014, 4:55 am
Twisted, sista. 5L


World Phone Book -

A Small Town Is -

TAGS: small town truths phone wrong number talk
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - January 23, 2016, 6:13 pm
Yup-yup! 5L! chuckle, chuckle, its more like an hour around these parts....
JesusWept - January 23, 2016, 7:48 am
My town has 116.000 people. Every time i dial wrong i get chewed out by a different person LOL
MissPriss - January 22, 2016, 7:06 pm
thanks rerun. My town is so small it's a village so I know truer words were never spoken teehee.
rerun - January 22, 2016, 6:51 pm

as somebody who lives in a small town, that's a fact

Accurate representation -

TAGS: students schools governments vague numbers
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - July 4, 2015, 8:30 am
it happens...in Oreegone

Nummy numbers -


Inspected By #2 -

TAGS: gun inspection employee number one
Rating: 4.3/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:48 am
Wait 'til she learns that genetically she'll always be "heavy-set"... for life! So-much for that dream of being the next Sophia Vergara or Eva Longoria... You'll be extremely-lucky if you slim-down to being the next America Fererra!
MissPriss - January 30, 2016, 6:21 pm
That's 2 things right...teehee.
Cloudy - January 30, 2016, 2:34 am
She's doing one thing right. Fingers outside the trigger guard

No. 1 -